Brooklyn girls can’t talk dirty
BRUH IM WEAKKKKKK
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??
the greatest thing in the world is getting a new bra because its so rare and expensive you just wanna walk around in the bra and be like “yeah, hell yeah check out this cute new bra that isn’t stretched out and gross yet!”
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature
During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect
After Job interview:
"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"
if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.